the name's jasmine but you can call me jas, jazzy, j-fizz, jazzy fizzle, jay, portugal lady, and even simão. i'm a sports girl, actually i am the sports girl. football soccer is my big name sport. i'm a proud P O R T I S T A ! and don't really need anyone else. besides fc porto i also support real madrid, manchester united, ac milan, vitória s.c., sevilla, and the l.a. galaxy. national team wise i only have love for P O R T U G A L.

“It’s like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It’s really quite exquisite.” -Kramer
One of my favorite Seinfeld moments EVER.

“It’s like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It’s really quite exquisite.”
-Kramer

One of my favorite Seinfeld moments EVER.

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